A&E Network should rename the auction reality series to
Storage Snore$.
Last season, fans aghast at the brawl between Hester and the Dotsons. This season, think the fans slept right through it.
NOTHING HAPPENED!
The song,
Give Them Something To Talk About, by Bonnie Raitt, comes to mind. Fans had not-a-thing to talk about. Of course, we don`t want to see another brawl. But when little Mary-Bo-Peep Padian outbids Dave Hester and Darrell & Brandon Sheets for lockers the entire season, then something`s went south (not to insult Mary).
Also, (spoiler alert) when the "King of Palmdale" bids the most money on storage auction units for the season; the thrill of the show deflates like a flat tire (not to insult Ivy).
Gone are the seasons when a storage auction buyer spent $50k on lockers.
Deep Pockets, No More - We Snore.
Now, on with the show, or what`s left of it.
Season 9 (2016)
Episode 1: "From Dust `Til Dawn."
| Rene & Casey |
$825 |
| Mary Padian |
$750 |
| Ivy Calvin |
$475 |
| Darrell & Brandon |
$5 |
Episode 2: "Mexican Grand Off."
| Rene & Casey |
$950 |
| Ivy Calvin |
$300 |
| Mary Padian |
$175 |
Episode 3: "Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Buyers."
| Jarrod & Brandi |
$2,400 |
| Ivy Calvin |
$1,350 |
| Rene & Casey |
$1,000 |
Episode 4: "Downtown Lockers and Uptown Dreams."
| Dave Hester |
$1,950 |
| Ivy Calvin |
$1,900 |
| Darrell & Brandon |
$1,350 |
| Mary Padian |
$725 |
Episode 5: "Dreams of Cookies and Cream."
| Ivy Calvin |
$1,650 |
| Rene & Casey |
$850 |
| Mary Padian |
$215 |
Episode 6: "Who Wet the Sheets?"
| Jarrod & Brandi |
$1,150 |
| Darrell & Brandon |
$325 |
| Ivy Calvin |
$250 |
Episode 7: "Santa Ana Surprise."
| Rene & Casey |
$1,535 |
| Dave Hester |
$1,025 |
| Jarrod & Brandi |
$900 |
Episode 8: "High Scores In Arcadia."
| Ivy Calvin |
$1,400 |
| Rene & Casey |
$375 |
| Darrell & Brandon |
$100 |
Episode 9: "The Lion of Lancaster."
| Ivy Calvin |
$1,500 |
| Mary Padian |
$500 |
| Rene & Casey |
$400 |
Episode 10: "Mary`s Big Score."
| Mary Padian |
$3,000 |
| Jarrod & Brandi |
$1,200 |
| Rene & Casey |
$165 |
Episode 11: "Auctions Arriba!"
| Mary Padian |
$1,700 |
| Rene & Casey |
$850 |
| Ivy Calvin |
$850 |
Episode 12: "The One with Marry and Allee."
| Jarrod & Brandi |
$2,000 |
| Rene & Casey |
$110 |
| Mary Padian |
$110 |
Episode 13: "Sundown Showdown."
| Darrell & Brandon |
$2,650 |
| Dave Hester |
$575 |
Episode 14: "Father Bids Best."
| Dave Hester |
$2,700 |
| Darrell & Brandon |
$750 |
| Rene & Casey |
$300 |
Episode 15: "The Fat Lady is Warming Up."
| Ivy Calvin |
$1,925 |
| Darrell & Brandon |
$950 |
| Jarrod & Brandi |
$600 |
Summary:
Most money spent on a storage auction unit(s) in a single episode - Mary Padian $3,000
Least money spent on a storage auction unit in a single episode - Darrell Sheets & Brandon Sheets $5
Trivia:
No new buyers added or recurring players returned during this season. Casey, Rene`s wife, for last two seasons, appeared only during the appraisale of items with Rene.
Totals:
Ivy Calvin: $11,600
Jarrod Schulz & Brandi Passante: $8,250
Rene Nezhoda & Casey Lloyd: $7,310
Mary Padian: $7,175
Dave Hester: $6,250
Darrell Sheets & Brandon Sheets: $6,130
Eight Season Mogul - Ivy Calvin
This was a forgettable season, don`t ya think?
It`s forgotten...
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Eight Season Summary Storage Wars
Seventh Season Summary Storage Wars
About the Author...
Chuck G. is a freelance blogger and celebrity interviewer based in Southern California. She`s a Geek who watches US Women`s National Soccer, ❤ Pizza & Beach Life. You may follow her on Twitter @chuckgwriter.
