What makes you giggle - Jokes or Riddles?
Auctioneer Walt Cade from A&E`s hit television series,
Storage Wars: Texas enjoys both.
Humor is a great way to connect with his fan base on Twitter to help brighten up their day. You may have read these jokes or riddles before, or not. Let us know which is your favorite.
Walt Cade`s Riddles Part II
1. Doesn`t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
2. If Wiley E Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn`t he just buy dinner?
3. Why is the time of day with the absolute slowest traffic called rush hour?
4. Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?
5. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
6. Why is it that you sit in front of the TV, but behind your computer?
7. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
8. Did you know we have 35 million laws that attempt to enforce 10 commandments?
9. If I melt dry ice, does it mean I can take a bath without getting wet?
10. If today is the 1st day of the rest of your life, what was yesterday?
11. If white wine is supposed to go with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
12. If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup technically a smoothie?
13. If price and worth mean the same thing, why iare priceless and worthless opposites?
14. If Webster invented the 1st dictionary, where did he get the words?
15. If you were truly open minded, wouldn`t your brains fall out?
16. Adam and Eve were the 1st people on Earth; did they have belly buttons?
17. If you are not the brightest bulb in the bunch, wouldn`t that make you energy efficient?
18. If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?
19. The biggest problem with time travel is: How do you know how long to pack for?
20. Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, but then a diet coke?
21. Why do they put the assembly instructions on the opposite end marked "THIS SIDE UP"?
Which was your favorite riddle that made you giggle?
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Also
Walt Cade`s Riddles Part I
About the Author...
Chuck G. is a freelance blogger and celebrity interviewer based in Southern California. She`s quite the geek who likes to play arcade games and writes/produces short films. You may follow her on Twitter @chuckgwriter.
